Apes Demotivational Poster
KISSIN COUSINS -
APES - Up yours humanity!
EVOLUTION ? - Proof that men haven't evolved that much
HAIR COLOR SO NATURAL….. - Only her hairdresser knows for sure
OF COURSE YOU DID IT - You're an only child
INTELLIGENCE - "Now who's the damn dirty ape!"
Sour Grapes -
YOUR CARPET -
MARRIAGE COUNSELING SESSION - I've changed? How about you? Ever since you went to work for Mary Kay, you've looked like some kind of dime store hooker.
HEDONISM - APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING -
PLANET OF THE APES - Starring Jack Nicholson
AT A LOSS -
PLANET EARTH -
WHAT THEY REALLY WANT TO SAY - "Can't you turn down that stupid sound?" "Shit! I lost both of my contact lenses!" "Oh my god! That chilli was damn hot!"
BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES - The early years ...
MEDUSA - I sure hope the carpet doesn't match the drapes ...
CAPES - Not even once.
WE'LL TAKE OUR BALL - and go home too! neener neener
INSTITUTE OF EVIL - The nemesis of-HOLY CRAP! Is that gorilla wearing a dress!?
ORANGUTANS - Even they know it's shit
EVEN EVOLUTION - has its Satan
NATURE - The remote places we find to escape from civilization.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes -
LUNCH ON A SKY DECK - STIFLE YOURSELF. EDITH!
In his next movie -
PLANET OF THE APES MOFIA - Trafficking humans, smuggling bananas and muscling in on the Forbidden Zone.
“LISTEN BITCH!” -
PLANET OF THE APES VI -
CASSETTE TAPES - Still Good For Something...
APES - Wanna walk like us, wanna talk like us.... they want to be human too
Looks Like -
Lessons from The Great Lawgiver -
Who Is Hungry -
Advice to Humanity -
And I Quote. . . -